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Prove it big mouth - Old Man Miller includes the fact Bama funds 15 sports vs Indiana's 22. So either go through each conferences schools and add up all the sports sponsored (I'm sure you'll see that disparity extrapulated out and thus further proving JD right) or mail in a testicle to Le Diesel.

I, for one, aint jelly.

How about Corporal Kirk or Kirkliter?

Bert grew up on a hog farm in Illinois so pig squeals are music to his ears.

ISU football is ghey - want proof?:

And Tmag does not fail to deliver in the championship game - Sacked three times, fumbled twice, losing one and throwing a pick six as well.

Illinois is the worst and its not even close. Aside from that the Gophers belong in the mix with us as being really bad - really bad loss to Iowa, in six of their BT games they had 13 points or less and scored 17 in their win over Illinois.

Cue the long standing Pat Harty joke - Whats more yellow Pat's teeth or the stains in his underwear?

I've never been banned by JD but Rob Howe banned me years ago. I've also been banned from several Rivals boards including Minny, PSU, OkSt (bored one day at the end of the 2009 season and trolled them big time) and also Nebraska but that site is the epitome of butthurt.

Not sure on the fat fingers but I heard he has to keep clothes pins on the tip of his penis.

Sad, sad, football - there really is no response to this: "So Iowa went to the 2-minute offense 10 times this year at the end of a half or game. Those 10 drives produced 224 yards, 1 FG attempt (missed), 0 TDs, 3 INTs, and 2 turnover on downs. If you're counting, that is ZERO points."

Saw this on the ESPN blog, I didn't know Martinez is such a fumble fingers: Nebraska has fumbled 32 times this season, with its opponents recovering 20, the second most in the FBS. Martinez has the most fumbles (14) in the FBS this season. It is the third straight season that he had the most...

Think we can assume he has a Prince Albert to go with those nipple rings?

Aside from butt hurt posts like these ^ the scary part about Doc Lee is that they actually used to let him work with children.

Jon - Ramon Ochoa was not a walk-on.

Such as work on world peace? timberhawk = GTFO

Nice work Rico - unfortunately it reveals such pathetic sh8t your pants results on behalf of this program.

Much like the quote from Borat - "...when will you massage my anus will you use cream?"

I posted this yesterday in the thread speculating what KF's presser would include - "....you are leaving out all of the obscure historical sports references that most people have no recollection of or really know what he's talking about. And sure enough Kurt does not fail to deliver...

They dont need to be top 14. A never before used BCS by-law is going to come into play for the Kent St/NIU winner which says top 16 and ranked higher than an AQ champ (Big East champ is going to be 25 at best) will get at-large bid.