Recent content by ProfessorHawk

It must've been November of 2005. Coral Ridge Mall. Walking in with the wife and she saw him.... Wife: "Is that......?" Me: "Yep. It sure is." Wife: Duh blah blah herp durr. Me: "Hey, Coach." Him "Hey." Reaches for the pen I don't have in my hand to sign the autograph I don't request...

Cap'n Kirk is sailing...sailing....takes me away to where I always thought it would be....

"Hey! These floors are dirty as hell and I'm not taking it anymore!" It's good to have nice things. Like the Giza pyramids. Like a granite tombstone. The new football Ops facility is like a monument to the human past.

Ruddock has led rather a charmed life. It might have done the lad some good to learn how **** tastes before setting his sight on a bottomless cup of Chateaubriand and bouillabaisse through a backdoor escape hatch. I recall in my youth we called such things "character-building experiences"...

2-2 NC with a treading-water 6-6? Will they free Willies? (wait....they did that already, inelegantly at that) Will the good ship Ferretz torpedo Beathard, removing its face surgically to spite the nose? I feel almost as though I am rubbernecking at a mass-casualty event at a faculty senate...

Much like the head football coach at The University of Iowa, I must admit, I basically got nothin'. Jon and Deace appear to have regarded Kurt's latest presser in much the manner evinced by the Titanic's string quartet as the vast ship floundered and sank. ("That's football, I got nothin'")...

Dear Ruddok: The endzone is in back of you and in front of you at Michigan, too. I doubt you will be more beloved there for throwing sideways than you were here. But have your tantrum, little one. It is all about you, after all. Best, Dr. Prof

Hello again, fellow Hawkeyes. I just had another tome to share. My wife kicked me off the desktop, and the security features I have running on my laptop prevent standard formatting. So protest not, for Res ipsa loquitur. It matters how we win. And I cannot even now, very now, shut off the...

If that's supposed to be Dante, then it should be "ch'entrate"

Rome was neither built nor burned in a day. I think the caution befits the potential for 7 years of suck, a la Michigan post-Carr and Debraska post-Stolich.

The aura of doucheness is strong with this one...and several others. I'll avoid posting from my laptop AMAP, just to please ya'll.

I'm glad you don't think I DID. I tried that.

Wow. I agree, but I also know now is not the time the coaching staff wants people going off-******. This IS sensitive. Geez, it's only OUR Hawkeyes at stake, or more at-stake. It isn't like the coaches told them, "Hey, let's go out and embarrass ourselves."

"Something is also wrong with the word-wrap on my end, so forgive the absence of paragraphs and indent." Yeah, I typed that above. And some things require more than soundbytes to express, manno.

Didn't I address that above? My word-wrap is not working. I stated that, quite clearly. Thanks